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A Guy Used a Snoop Dogg Dummy in the Carpool Lane – LINK

Spaghetti-Throwing Road Rage Incidents Are on the Rise – LINK

A Road Rager Threw Spaghetti at a Pregnant Woman? – LINK

Southern Indiana woman arrested after driving on wrong side of interstate, biting state trooper – LINK

A Drunk Driver Crashed Into a 20-Foot Tree, and Drove Around with It Stuck to His Truck – LINK

West Virginia Woman Accused of Stealing a Truck and Kicking Police While ‘Hunting Pedophiles’ – LINK

Florida man who goes by ‘Pee Wee’ accused of exposing self to shoppers at Target, Walmart, Burlington stores – LINK

Florida man runs to police for help after committing crime, ends up behind bars: deputies – LINK

A Priest Spent $40K on “Candy Crush” . . . Using the Church’s Credit Card – LINK

Man accused of kicking bison in alcohol-related incident, Yellowstone Park says – LINK

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Judge OKs extra pot tax, rules in favor of St. Louis County – LINK

Former Boy Scout Volunteer Sentenced to 22 Years in Prison for Hiding Cameras in Camp Bathrooms – LINK

Yes, your beer tastes better ice cold — and scientists now know why – LINK

Top reason Americans don’t take their cars for repairs revealed – as drivers admit leaving problem for up to 18 months – LINK

Women Report New Surprising Ozempic Side Effects: “Your Body Is Going to Change” – LINK

“Feels Like Someone Messing With Your Body”: Conjoined Twin Shares Intimate Lifestyle Details – LINK

YOLO and LMFAO Are Already Lame! Use These Instead – LINK

Eight tons of ground beef sold at Walmart locations nationwide recalled for possible E. coli contamination – LINK

Makers of Ozempic, Mounjaro race to ramp up supply amid – LINK
Second Boeing whistleblower dead within the past 3 months – LINK
Woman Throws Bowling Ball at Lady’s Head in Brutal Bowling Alley Brawl Video – LINK

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MUSIC
More news about Britney Spears and how the pop star was “out of control” during a fight with her boyfriend. According to TMZ, Britney and Paul Soliz were “partying and drinking” at the Chateau Marmont late Wednesday night and “ended up getting into a huge altercation that turned physical.” Britney may have hurt her leg in the incident. Sources say Britney was screaming and “out of control” in the hallway of her suite, and several guests thought she was having a mental breakdown. Paramedics were called, but Brit left the hotel with her security wrapped in a blanket and without Paul. Then she posted a statement on Instagram saying, quote, “the news is fake,” and she’s “getting stronger every day.” She added that she twisted her ankle, the paramedics showed up at her door “illegally”, and, quote, “I’m moving to Boston” – LINK

Apparently, someone matching Britney’s description was harassing and threatening hotel employees and guests. Britney ended up out of control and screaming in the hallway, possibly having some kind of breakdown . . . and may have had an injured leg.  Paramedics were called. When they got their sometime after midnight, Britney was leaving the hotel with a pillow and blanket, and had obviously been crying.  She didn’t get in the ambulance, she just went home . . . without Paul. Then she posted a statement on Instagram saying, quote, “the news is fake,” and she’s “getting stronger every day.” She added that she twisted her ankle, the paramedics showed up at her door “illegally”, and, quote, “I’m moving to Boston.”  (???)

Shinedown have teamed up with Torchbearer Sauces for a line of hot sauces. The first flavor available is Symptom Chipotle Garlic Sauce, named after the band’s hit “A Symptom of Being Human” and described as “a delectable fusion of chipotle peppers with a smokey flavor and gourmet garlic aioli” – LINK Shinedown drummer Barry Kerch says, “Cultivating this sauce has been a passion project and has been an absolute joy to accomplish together.” Shinedown join such acts as The KillersLynyrd Skynyrd and Sammy Hagar in having their own line of hot sauces.
I Prevail singer Brian Burkheiser revealed he has a rare condition called Eagle Syndrome, a form of nerve pain that causes people to experience a dull, throbbing ache around the face and throat, which is keeping him off the road for a month. Burkheiser posted photos from the hospital where he had multiple surgeries for the condition earlier this year. He wrote, “Initially, I thought I could push through the pain, but my body and mind just need more time to heal… Burkheiser is expected to be back on the road with I Prevail when they start their co-headlining tour with Halestorm in July, and hopes to be here in St. Louis on August 7th at Hollywood Casino Amp – LINK

“I’ve pushed myself through multiple tour cycles trying my best to keep a positive spirit, but as the days passed by, the negativity and pain grew. I could write a book with the list of symptoms that come with this disease… “Most I’ve talked to with it are suicidal, feel like a burden to those around them, and have trouble doing the simplest tasks. I have felt many of those feelings, but now I’m on a mission to help spread awareness and be a voice for those who suffer.”

The Waeve, which features Graham Coxon of Blur, have released a new single called “City Lights.” Check it out on YouTube.
5 Billion in Diamonds, the side project of Garbage drummer and producer Butch Vig, have released a new single called “Waiting to Land.” Check it out on YouTube.
NEW IN RECORD STORES
NEW ALBUM RELEASES:
  • Better Than Ezra Super Magick
  • Dua Lipa Radical Optimism
  • P.O.D. Veritas
  • Sia Reasonable Woman
  • Frank Turner Undefeated
  • Keith Wallen (of Breaking BenjaminInfinity Now
  • Kanye West and Ty Dolla Sign Vultures 2
  • Maurice White Manifestation (CD and digital remasters plus six previously unreleased bonus tracks)
  • Willow Empathogen
TV
Netflix announced an unusual release strategy for the supersized final season of “Cobra Kai” will be 15 episodes, but they’ll be split into three sections.  Part 1 drops on July 18th . . . Part 2 follows on November 28th . . . and Part 3 will be held until sometime in 2025 – LINK
Dwayne Johnson wants to give you free “Guac on the Rock”.  All you have to do is order a cocktail that uses his tequila brand, Teremana — a special promotion for all of May at participating restaurants.  All you have to do is take a photo of your receipt, submit it online, and you’ll be reimbursed on Venmo. Head over to GuacOnTheRock.com for details – LINK
 
Saturday Night Live has announced its final hosts and musical guests for season 49 – LINK
  • Maya Rudolph will host Saturday Night Live for the third time on May 11, with Vampire Weekend as the musical guest.
  • Then Jake Gyllenhaal will host the finale on May 18 with musical guest Sabrina Carpenter making her SNL debut.
  • Catch Dua Lipa this weekend pulling double duties as host and musical guest.
MOVIES
Emma Stone’s next movie will involved anal beads, and the true story about the chess player who wore them. In 2022, 19-year-old Hans Niemann upset the #1 chess player in the world, 31-year-old Magnus Carlsen.  But then Niemann was accused of CHEATING with the vibrating sex toys while playing. So anyway, there’s an upcoming book about the scandal called “Checkmate”, and that’s what the movie is based on.  It’ll also star Nathan Fielder, who did that showtime series “The Curse” with Emma – LINK
IN THEATERS:
  • The Fall Guy (Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt)
  • Tarot (Harriet Slater, Adain Bradley)
MISC
 Tiffany Haddish got proactive about confronting her online haters.  She started looking up their credit reports and police records . . . and even calling them directly.  “The “Girls Trip” favorite said that online bullying got so negative over the last year (with commenters calling her “pedo” and “not funny,” for instance) that she hired a digital forensics analyst when death threats starting coming her way. The analyst’s research showed that 75% of these threats were “created by robots in Malaysia and Iran”” – LINK
Universal Music and TikTok signed a new music licensing agreement. “The two companies have been fighting over royalties paid out by TikTok, with UMG pulling the music of artists such as Drake, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga from the social media platform.”  The chairman and CEO of Universal Music Group, said in a statement: “We look forward to collaborating with the team at TikTok to further the interests of our artists and songwriters and drive innovation in fan engagement while advancing social music monetization.”
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