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Missouri nearly leads nation in failed driver’s license tests – LINK

Throwflame unveils robot dog Thermonator — with flamethrower attached – LINK

I’m called Taylor Swift – companies won’t hire me and I’m banned from using my real name – LINK

Tattoo Artist Reveals the Most-Common Design Trends Among Millennials – LINK

Introducing Sprite Chill: The Coldest-est in the Game – LINK

Violent fight over McDonald’s sauces left man fearing for his life, Florida cops say – LINK

 

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Motley Crue went into the studio last year with new guitarist John 5 to record a handful of songs, and the first of those, “Dogs of War,” will be released on Friday.While still no word of a new album, they also signed a new label deal with Nashville’s Big Machine Records – LINK

Kanye West is reportedly on the cusp of starting Yeezy Porn. A representative said West “seems dead set on doing it.” It is also being reported that West allegedly has reached out to Stormy Daniels’ ex-husband, Mike Moz, an adult film producer, to lead the project – LINK

A photographer named Emilio Garcia is suing Megan Thee Stallion, claiming she made him watch her have sex with another woman in the back of an SUV in Spain in 2022.  And afterward, she warned him not to tell anyone about it. He also says Megan fat-shamed, verbally-abused, and underpaid him. Because of all this, he now says he suffers from, quote, “profound emotional distress . . . mounting anxiety, depression, and physical distress stemming from the toxic work environment” – LINK

Dan Auerbach of The Black Keys guests on Songwriter, an album culled from a series of demos Johnny Cash recorded in 1993 that will be released on June 28th. Cash’s son John Carter Cash has fleshed out the sound using Nashville studio musicians and guests. The leadoff track, “Well Alright,”:  

TV

Taylor Swift released a new diss track called “thanK you aIMee” which is allegedly written about Kim Kardashian, and a fight that happened 10 years ago. A source close to Kim said: “She doesn’t get why [Taylor] keeps harping on it.  It’s been literally years.” On a related note, earlier this week on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”, Kim CONFIRMED some of the weird rumors about her.  For instance, she blow-dries her jewelry before she puts it on, because she hates cold metal on her skin – LINK

George Lopez sat down to chat with Jennifer Hudson, and explained why he’s no longer looking for love. 

MOVIES

Do you have a Mount Rushmore of action heroes?  The TMZ special with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone was on last night.  They were asked if there was an action star Mount Rushmore, who would be the two stars that would round it out with them.  Here’s what they said.  (Clint Eastwood and Bruce Willis) – LINK

Jedi wanted … If you’ve never seen a single Star Wars film, which seems hard to believe, there’s a financial advice website looking for you – not to mock you, but to pay you! FinanceBuzz, in celebration of Star Wars Day – aka May the Fourth – is offering to pay someone $1000 to watch all nine Star Wars movies and provide their analysis. The company says, “We’re looking for someone who’s brand new to the franchise – a first-timer to the Force, a true young Jedi – to rate and evaluate the saga from an outsider’s perspective.” The chosen candidate will have to watch all of the films, in order by release date, and give their take on each one – LINK

Also in Star Wars news, on celebration of National Star Wars Day on May 4, TruMoo and Kemps dairy brands have partnered with LucasFilm to release a limited-edition blue milk. Kroger and select Target and Walmart stores will carry the blue milk while supplies last through July 2024 – LINK

The first trailer for ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ smashed a first-day viewing record with more than 365 million views, making it the most first-day-viewed MCU trailer, and the most viewed trailer in 24 hours ever. ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ premieres July 26th – LINK

Tiffany Haddish uses her wit to slay critics without them knowing by admitting she has a burner X account. “(I) made me a fake page, and now I’m talking about s—. How about that? ‘Why is this lady attacking me?’ You talk about what goes around comes around, don’t worry” – LINK 

MISC

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg sleep together over Facetime when they’re apart. Donnie said, “But we now luxury of being able to sleep together when we’re apart,” he continued. “So whoever’s going to sleep first just calls the other one” – LINK

Twitter is trying to become the new YouTube. X has announced a new video app that will allow users to see more video options from the social media site on television – LINK