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WORLD Alleged poison mushroom killer of 3, Erin Patterson, appears in Australian court again – LINK

A Missouri lottery player just won $1,000 a Week for Life – LINK

A Middle Schooler Assaulted Another Kid . . . with a Stanley Cup? – LINK

74-year-old woman arrested after allegedly robbing a bank, police say – LINK

“Vibrant and beloved ostrich” dies after swallowing zoo staffer’s keys, Kansas zoo says – LINK

CDC warns of Salmonella Infections linked to Contaminated Basil sold at Trader Joe’s – LINK

New California bill would ban line skipping service Clear from airports in name of equity – LINK

The 10 States with the Longest Work Commutes – LINK

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MUSIC

Yesterday we announced that Imagine Dragons will be stopping by St. Louis on their tour on August 16th at Hollywood Casino Amp, and they have announced that their sixth studio album, Loom, which features the single “Eyes Closed” plus eight other new cuts. will be “unveiled” on June 28th. Tickets will be available starting with a Citi presale that runs today at 10 a.m. local time until Thursday at 10 p.m. local time. Additional presales will run throughout the week ahead of the general on sale beginning Friday at 10 a.m – LINK

Eminem is stepping up again in his unofficial role as Detroit’s goodwill ambassador to hype up the NFL Draft coming to his hometown April 25 – 27. The clip was shared to ESPN’s socials over the weekend, where Eminem introduces himself and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and says they’re both “so fired up this year for the NFL draft.”

Sammy Hagar will receive the 2,779th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next Tuesday, with the ceremony taking place in front of 6212 Hollywood Boulevard where Hagar will receive his star in the recording category. Guy Fieri, celebrity chef and Sammy’s business partner in Santo tequila, will emcee with special guest speakers John Mayer and Sammy’s manager, Tom Consolo – LINK

Maynard James Keenan gave his fans a real treat during Saturday’s Sessanta Tour stop at L.A.’s Hollywood Bowl. As if seeing him front both A Perfect Circle and Puscifer in one night weren’t enough, the three other members of Tool joined him to perform “Aenima,” with Les Claypool of Primus helping out on backing vocals.

Jon Bon Jovi will serve as a guest mentor for the “grand finale” of American Idol on May 19th. He follows Gene Simmons of KISS, who appeared this past Sunday – LINK

Jelly Roll no longer uses the internet because he got sick of being bullied about his weight.  Here is his wife Bunnie XO talking about it – LINK

TV

The trailer is out for Tom Brady getting roasted.  It’ll be called “The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady” and it’ll be LIVE on Netflix the night of Cinco de Mayo.  Here’s the trailer, with Kevin Hart, “the Roastmaster” Jeff Ross, and Tom Brady. Of Note:  Comedy Central used to tape the roasts, edit them for time and content, then air bleeped and unbleeped versions.  Since this will be live, we’ll see the good, and possibly bad, of the entire event.

MOVIES

Apparently people are talking about how Jennifer Lopez’s career is TANKING.  Her new album “This Is Me . . . Now” underperformed, and she’s had to cancel several tour dates due to low ticket sales. So what’s causing all this?  One brand expert says it started in 2022, with the Super Bowl documentary “Halftime”, where J-Lo griped about having to share the stage with Shakira. “Her grievance about it wasn’t expressed eloquently and made her seem unlikable.” But this same expert thinks she’s also suffering from Ben Affleck’s resting SAD face. “In the shadow of beloved and long-suffering Jennifer Garner, much of the imagery we have seen from J-Lo has been mundane:  car rides with Ben, curb side arguments, fast food takeaways.  Often looking miserable. This has shattered the fourth wall, one which we’d all bought into.  We didn’t want her to be a normal person” – LINK 

Tom Cruise is quite the breakdancer and people realized this at Victoria Beckham’s star-studded 50th birthday party over the weekend. Some of the guests included the other Spice Girls, Gordon Ramsay, Salma Hayek, Jason Statham, and Eva Longoria.  Unfortunately, cameras were “strictly banned” by the Beckhams, so there isn’t actually any PROOF – LINK

Finance Buzz wants to pay a first-timer $1,000 to watch all nine “Star Wars” movies.  They want someone to evaluate and rate the Skywalker Saga to give an outsider’s perspective – LINK

MISC

In her tell-all book, Rebel Wilson recalls the time she was invited to a drug-fueled orgy by a member of the British Royal family. A tech billionaire hosted the 2014 medieval-themed party in Los Angeles. Rebel doesn’t name the Royal that asked her to attend because the party needed more girls (quote) “The guy who invited me was like fifteenth or twentieth in line to the British throne.” She dashed out of the party after realizing the host was giving tablets of ecstasy (MDMA) like it was candy (quote) “There’s a huge private fireworks display. Then a guy comes out with a large tray piled with what looks like a ton of candy” – LINK

AND FINALLY

What is the best Kevin Costner movie of all time? Parade put together the Top 25…but we are going to focus on the Top Ten – LINK

  1. Bull Durham (1988)
  2. Field of Dreams (1989)
  3. JFK (1991)
  4. The Untouchables (1987)
  5. Dances with Wolves (1990)
  6. A Perfect World (1993)
  7. Open Range (2003)
  8. Hidden Figures (2016)
  9. Silverado (1985)

The Upside of Anger (2005)